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surprisebitch:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

the future is now

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restlesslyaspiring:

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australiansanta:

fr*icken snapchat i swear

what letter is bleeped out in fr*icken

fraicken?

RELEASE THE FRAIKEN

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msatomicbex:

my new medication is so unsettling like…any time within the next couple of weeks or months i may or may not get diarrhea out of nowhere. 

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fun123joker:

carnalsnail:

Small Pets Are Not Toys

  • Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
  • Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
  • Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
  • Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
  • Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
  • rabbits do not belong in cages.
  • store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
  • chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years. 
  • Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
  • Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
  • adopt when possible.

THIS^^^^^^ GUYS I CANT STRESS tHIS ENOUGH. GUYS IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY GALLONS A FISH NEEDS OR HOW MUCH SPACE AN ANIMAL NEEDS THEN DONT GET ONE

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gerardgayofficial:

when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor

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thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

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fullten:

And this is my que to go to bed ~ 

Drawn by TEN 

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dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

ye.

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Too many syllables

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ducklettes:

"how can you be gay AND transgender????" -dad

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thoughtsofablackgirl:

CONGRATS.

Akintunde Ahmad Has A 5.0 GPA, 2100 SAT Score & Acceptance To Multiple Ivies

17-year-old student at Oakland Tech in Oakland, Calif., who achieved a 5.0 GPA and 2,100 on the SAT, has been accepted to top colleges and numerous Ivy League Universities: Brown, Chapman, Cal Poly, Cal State East Bay, Columbia, Howard, Northwestern, UCLA, USC and Yale Uni where he has received a baseball scholarship. Ahmad is leaving some people in shock at his accomplishments Ahmad describes himself as a “street dude” while admitting that his physique can be intimidating to people who are judgmental. Even his peers have underestimated him until he pulls out his cellphone to present them with images of his grades and test scores to provide proof.Ahmad has decided to narrow his choices to two schools Yale and Brown with plans of majoring in Pre-med or Pre-law.    

Well all I can say is I am proud of him and all other black young men doing well in school. I hope to hear more of him and others

Summa say ya cyan see me.

He’s got a crowdfunding site set up to help pay tuition costs here! Signal boost!

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