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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."

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dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

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godsgodnogod:

This is a powerful line. Very heavy. 

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blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

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spankmekissme:

Could really go for an intense make out session right now with wandering hands and heavy breathing and teasing and grinding and biting, that quickly turns into amazing sex with hair pulling and spanking and a hand around my neck and scratching and roughness and moaning and fuuck

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the-lady-of-reichenbach:

smaugnussen:

goddessofsax:

Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

dont let the fanfic writers see this

too late

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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absolute-bollocks:

half-doomed-and-semi-sweet:

koblala:

im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

No. We don’t need more of men in roles which should have gone to plus size women.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because it’s a pantomime technique so it’s not like the movie purposely discriminated, It was literally just written that way and it’s probably one of my favourite comedic techniques.

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wreckedteens:

Things I want to do: kiss you
Things I’m scared to do: kiss you

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rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s incredibe

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partymanyeah:

inc0mpetence:

Does anyone know a good recipe for/way to make hash brownies ?

choose hash browns not hash brownie friends. stay off drug. stay on potato 

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shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

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acidictrips:

cantankerous-canoodle:

submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

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