What I think about thigh gaps
he is the perfect amount of fabulous!
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened
(via boo-grr)Source: monarchie
THE 21 DAY SMOOTHIE CHALLENGE BEGINS DECEMBER 7!
Why 21 days?
They say it takes 3 weeks to make a habit (okay the science is a little sketchy) but the idea is that this year instead of making New Year’s Resolutions to live a healthier lifestyle, let’s all start today and make those habits now so come January 1st our only goal is to keep up the good work!
There are TONS of ways to add balance to your meal plan, but smoothies have a soft spot with me because of both their nutritional value and their convenience. They’re a great source of vitamins, antioxidants, and minerals as well as fiber and of course protein. They’re also incredibly easy to make and take on the run! Whether you’re just getting started or have been healthy as long as you can remember, smoothies are both a way to make your day a little easier and keep you energized!
Ready to get started? Check out tons of awesome smoothie recipes here! Also don’t forget to check out my instagram (@piecesinprogress) for daily updates on my own morning smoothie creations and some easy inspiration!
notbecauseofvictories#some have entertained angels unawares #but others get this—seraphim crashing on your couch (metaphorically of course; they wouldn’t fit on a sofa) #with their hundred hundred wings beating the air lazily; their beryllium eyes shut #”you should get a place” you may tell them over breakfast. ”not that you aren’t always welcome; but don’t you want somewhere to call your #own?” #but the seraphim merely blinks; eyes sparking; and goes back to coaxing the coffee maker not to burn your morning caffiene high #(they don’t understand property you see; don’t understand the concept of owning a piece of the dust—earth is humanity’s birthright #and all else is god’s) #(…yes even them; their wings; their eyes; the half-burnt coffee on their 7-dimensional tongue) #(you do not need to have a place of your own when you yourself are not your own; silly human) #(so the seraphim keep dragging themselves in at 2am; starlight caught in their feathers and whiskey on their breath; whispering #”are you up? are you up? the kingdom of god is at hand—come and kiss me” #before collapsing back onto the sofa; wings fluttering in the angelic approximation of helpless giggles) #(…it turns out seraphim do indeed fit on the couch; with just enough room for one sleep-deprived human #waiting for the kingdom of god to arrive) #a glory of angels #the city is full of wings
(via imaginaryrabbit3)Source: ilefttheburneron
BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT
BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
(via bonerang)Source: davejadetier